G.I JOE

How do I start this?...
Hmm... I should say that normally my ratio for the expectation for a movie to what I get is just like those plasma wide screen ratio= 16:9... Which means when u expect 16, you'll just get 9... and when you don't expect anything... you might get more for a movie... that's what i think for G.I JOE
Kinda disappointing from what i see from the trailer months ago.... it's cool enough and it turns out very cacated for me at the cinema....The plot... NORMALLA.... you'll know who'll win at the end... typical heroic storyline, some jokes are kinda lame for that only my friend can laugh it out loud (you know who you are... XD),
and about casting... Channing Tatum(Duke), not really my type of HERO.. maybe he just did better in STEP UP, Marlon Wayans(RipCOrd)- Funny as Usual but... kinda lame :P Rachel Nichols(Scarlet) and Sienna Miller(Baroness)- One Word- HOT!!!!( Thanks to the Rubber Suit XD) , Dennis Quaid(General Hawk)- Somehow I find this character uselss in this movie... :P even the asian star Lee byung hyun(Storm Shadow) himself is kinda... not really outstanding...Besides that, the CG effect inside is kinda Cartoonize..... that's what i can think of to describe it... Compare to transformer, there's still a distance... ngek ngek ngek....

Conclusion: If you are looking for an JUST entertaining film to spend a 2 hours, it's recommended....

Rating: 7/10

7-11

NO- appearantly, I aint talking bout this 7-11
It's 7-11 (July 11th) , on this day, it's special itself because there is 2 of da DAC3 Cuties (Vivian and Pui LING)celebrating their birthday at the same day... COINCEDENCELY( wonder are they long lost twins.. XD)... and there is another BIG SISTA birthday at the end of the July.... Therefore we decided to celebrate it ALL IN 1...

BUT THEN.....
SOMETHING UNPREDICTABLE HAPPENED!!!!
1 of Da Cuties VIvian SAYS SHES NOT COMING...
and I have a dramatic expression after i heard that answer...

ARGHH!!!!!
like this.....

So, we finally celebrate with only 2 person( Pui Ling+ Ah Jia)
With the total of 12 of us.... we decided to go.....
FIREMAN BBQ.....

We have divided into 2 tables.... 1 table with beef eating... 1 table none... haha
the 1 with eating beef 1... seriously.... all of them are FA GUAT LONG... everything also eat... see thier hot pot... full of fishballs, beef, mutton this and that...... WALAO.... really can eat...

And when it comes to our table.....
haha.... we are more on vegetables.... very QING.. CLEAN... haha
like with full of ZEN.... Uhmmmmm.....

We ordered quite a lot of times.... a lot of plates was served... haha.. although its in a small portion but add on all together its A LOT... my GOD... haha....



After around an hour ( I think).... we have finally clean up a BIG portion of our FOOD.. and our stomach is kinda OVERLOADED.... haha... BUT, as usual, our class culture....

WHEN THE EATING SESSION ENDS.....
THE CAMWHORE SESSION JUST BEGIN....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So... I'll just let the photo and somewords do the talkinglo.... :D
So let me compile each of the person take de picture 1st....

Big brother Jun Seng... FUIYO XD

TALL Guy Wei SIONG
每一次都酱有艳福。。。几羡慕一下。。哈哈

The PIG Su Wen....
Her relationship with Swee Rin is "Questionable" that day...

大美人 Swee Rin
几美一下。。。。哈哈

豆丁Season....

大小姐 Wen Li... :D
巴巴闭闭酱。。哈哈。。

叶问Edmond....

难得入镜。。精彩在后头。。哈哈

Big Boss 大大大佬。。也是难得入镜哦。。。
嘻嘻。。。现在我们知道该叫谁“大嫂”咯。。。哇哈哈。。

靓女歌后Sze Mun

几多pose的wor..... kaka.....
What a POSER.... haha

And FInally...~~~~
THE BIRTHDAY GIRLS!!!

菠萝包 CUTIE Pui Ling

Big SisTA AH JIA 大家姐......

一个酱美一个酱"帅"。。。。“绝配”！！！
1 so pretty 1 so yeng haha。。。 HAPPY　ＢＩＲＴＨＤＡＹ！！

Well... after a while of photoviewing... let's get in to
Commercial Break..
看了那么多的照片以后。。。让我们进入
广告时间。。。

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新戏上档　New Movies

混吉双宝传
之
化骨龙回归

新产品 New Product

Fireman GreenTea 火人绿茶

新歌上榜 New Songs on Chart

Hips Don't Lie-
（We know the difference.... haha...）

Now, Back to the Topic... and there is a few candid shots that we have captured....

We Are Family~~~~
I got all my sista with ME~~~

Theme of this Picture:
EMO
Ｃａｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｉｔ？

揸波龙爪手第八式
双龙出海！！！

Ok... Finally... The Birthday cake has come...
and now let us teach you how to eat your birthday cake
FURIOUSLY .... haha....
等等等等。。。生日蛋糕终于来了！！
就让我们来叫如何对蛋糕“速战速决”！！

Besides that, I have eventually discovered something new(maybe not) from out class
Which is my classmates sexual preference...It's kinda.... different...AND HERE IS DA PROVE!!!
除此之外。。。我无意间发现到。。。本班大部分的同学的性取向似乎有点。。。特别～～
证据在此！！

So lovely... A kiss would be complｅｔｅ
几＂恩爱一下〃．．只差一个吻．．哈哈．．．
(EDMOND..水洗都不清咯。。:P)

Kay, Let's cut the crap now... IT's present unwrap time!!!

What we got for Pui Ling is..... (DrumRollS)....

A Pair Of Doraemon Neh...~~~

What we got for Ah Jia is..... (Drumrolls)

DOMOKUN DESUneh....

And the presents are quite taking the spotlight also o....~~~
连娃娃公仔头抢镜
HEHE... Hope you 2 like itlo.... :P....

Hmm... overall, this is not only a birthday celebration... it's also can be say as a gathering for us since some of us are separate to different school jor... therefore.. it's a very MEANINGFUL DAY O.... haha...... So let us end this post with a very heartwarming photo O... Looking forward to the next gathering of DAC3... :D

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后注：
以上对白　纯属搞笑
若有冒犯　Ｐａｉｓｅｈ　Ｐａｉｓｅｈ

P.S:
The Dialogue and Caption above are only just for entertaining purpose
Please refer to the author if you are offended HEHE

Thank U ALL

Although this post is kinda LATE,
But I really do wanna thank some ppl out there....

Thanks for the Cakes.... JOANNE JEH

Thanks for the pre celebration- Doris, Kenji, Daphne, Celine, Pham and All

Thanks for the celebration at Wongkok- Ah miao gor, Teh Bheng, Leong Wai, Maximilliam, Darling, Cassandra, Ong Lai



Thanks for the clebration at BTS and da present!!- ViVian,Dude M, Babe Shannon, Babe Mandy :P


Thanks for the Celebration at 1U- Kar Mun, Su Wen Arisu, YeeShern


Thanks for the Celebration at BTS... AGAINand the present!!- Su Wen, Kar Mun, Wei Siong, Jun Seng, Sze Mun, Kai Wen, Wenli,Swee rin,edmond,PuiLing,Weiqi and Season

Thanks for all the wishes as well!!
Really really made my 20th birthday 1 of the unforgettable thing of the year... SO FAR... :P
ARIGATO EVERY1.... :D

A Conversation.....

Lady XX: Hi Lengzai, I'm from XXX company, we are pleasant to ask you to call us when you wanted to donate all your old clothes, old shoes, anything that you don't want and you can do something for charity by donating it... there is our number here( handing a piece of paper to me)
Me: Okayy... sure I will....
Lady XX: Oh don't worry, we are NOT those syndicate that ask you to donate money, we just need all your old clothes, old shoes and daily necessities to help others that are more unfortunate than us...
Me: Okayy... sure sure I will call if I want to donate...

What Coming up Next is just hit the trigger....

Lady XX: By the way, actually there is one thing that I wanna tell you, we are also from XXX oldfolks home... we have all those unfortunate uncle aunties there who are abandoned by their kids and they barely live on their own so we sheltered( do we have such word?? hehe) them and teach them how to make some art pieces by their own...
(taking something out...) This is what those ah pek ah ma made one, this are their small small art piece to the the public... you can actually help them by buying this in any amount you like.... 20,30, 50 ringgit also can... as long as you like.....

Me: @#_)!!&@#!%$##(VERY Pissed off in mind)
Sorry, I'm just a student... I don't have extra money one... now I only have few bucks and i need to sit taxi back home... so sorry.... ( which is a false statement from me... haha)

What's my point?
Is not that I don't want to donate, in fact I actually kena once already last time, donated RM5 but they say it's not enuf to get the souvenir, says what as long as i like but minimum 10( what the fuck..screw them!!), the way they approach us are equally wrong as well, if they want donation why can't they just approach in a better way but by forcing/pushing ppl to donate a minimum amount of 5 or 10, If they are intend to help the unfortunate, I'm sure there's a better way than asking ppl to donate in the middle of the LRT station or in the kopitiam while ppl are having their meal ( so disturbing!!!) E.g. I having my nice char kuey teow and u suddenly show me all those disabled ah pek pictures and ask me to donate... MIND YOU!!

TO LADY XX and anyone similar: If you want to use our sympathy towards the unfortunate as your source of income...
STRICTLY THANK YOU and STAY AWAY!!!
Even if you are real, SORRY, you are not convincing enough to persuade my you are helping the unfortunate...
THE END!!
FULLSTOP

Duragun BALL~~ What a Mess...

看完了这部戏后，“吊你老眉”一直在我闹好中浮现。。也差一点破口而出。。。哎。。这部戏。。简直是一个笑话。。为什么我酱说呢？先撇开这部戏以老外为主角的烂选角,整部戏由头开始is a BIG DAMN JOKE!!如果我是乌山鸣（7龙珠原著），我真的会给他气死。。孙悟空应该是从小做起。。但是他却直接跳到18岁。。够力。。很多应该有的细节就这样不见了。。。就像他小时候就认识的光头仔克林，天津饭，乌龙等之类的搞笑角色。。通通都没了。。只剩下琪琪，布马还有Yamu...亏这部戏还是周星驰监制还是什么的。。什么神髓，精华都不见了。。。还有！！这部戏的大奸角Piccolo明明就是在悟空的儿子悟饭才出现的。。。哎。。
OK, now... Let's get back to the main failing point of this movie-选角和导演！！
第一,悟空由鬼佬来演？娃哈哈哈哈。。
第二，龟仙人由周润发来演？娃哈哈哈。。。
第三，谁是James Wong?

回答第一题，一听到是Justin Chatwin来演，不禁自问。。谁来的？然后再看看报纸。。ok,看起来还不错。。 看了戏之后。。觉得很失望。。因为根本没那个look..也没那种feel,除了头发spike一点之外根本看不出和龙珠中的悟空有什么相似之处。。

回答第二题，总算有个亚洲代表来演这部戏了，但是。。。却放错角色了。。。周润发的样子太正气了。。叫他演咸咸湿湿的鬼仙人。。格格不入嘛。。再加上周润发那么高大，哪像又老又矮的龟仙人咧？叫我演还差不多。。因为我样子够咸湿（eh..不不..是够滑稽。。）

回大第三题，Who's James Wong? That's the point..当我从报章上看到他是一个不谙华语的美籍华裔导演的时候。。我在心里想。。那不是跟鬼佬做导演没什么两样？我并不是看不起不谙华语的华裔导演，但是对一个在西方文化下成长的人来说。。又怎么能够一时间了解我们东方文化的精髓？所以就派出了一个鬼佬style的七龙珠咯。。哎。。。

至于女主角方面。。饰演bulma的emma rossum..美是美。。只是有一点太正经了。。还有一点phantom of the opera 的feel...和漫画上的十三点形象有点出入。。haha...

还有另外一个主角琪琪。。样子。。okoklo..有点可爱。。身材。。一流！！
（用东方人的标准）。。

还有奸角笛子魔童Piccolo。。但是。。我根本不想再讲下去了。。越讲越气

说完了选角，应该说制作部分的时候了。。

故事编排：如果能跟会原著那是最好。。他（周星驰)偏偏要搞什么创新。。鸟蛋他。。

道具安排：除了龙珠比较像样之外。。其他的道具如capsule阿。。悟空的金刚棒。。都是废的。。有了等于没有。。

电脑特效：比上不足，比下有余，真又不会很真，假又不会很假，只是有一点马虎。。可以在更细腻。。。应该把钱花在这一方面嘛。。

总结：

如果你不是7龙珠迷或未曾看过7龙珠，可以当作一场小孩历险记去看这部戏。。

因为我觉得这部戏只能骗过小孩子。。。

如果你是想看看Dragon“波”(ball)的话，也欢迎你来看这部戏

因为戏里的女角色都是爆乳装出击。。很够力（看到我差一点流鼻血）

如果你是7龙珠的迷的话，我劝你们还是看会漫画吧。。。。

因为。。

真的拍到很不像话！！
（可能原著的7龙珠在本人的心中都有一定的印象和影响，
所以这篇文章时有一点偏袒原著之嫌。。哈哈。。支持原著嘛）

Rating:5/10

Talk something else: Embarrass moment..
Last sunday I brought 20 bux ONLY to cut my hair(usually it cost me 15 bux for a cut)..
after cutting my hair, i happily went to the cashier and pay.. and he charge me 25bux..
WHAT?!!
I didn't wash hair or anything why 25?
After a while of curiousity.. it says that 15 bux is for junior cut.. now the junior naik pangkat become senior d.. so 25bux... WHAT DE?
And i have to accept the fact that i dont have enuf money to pay and quickly called my father for "reinforcement".... and waited there for like 10-15min until my dad come.. damn paiseh..
so.. please bring extra/caution money anyhow for anything or else you will feel more embarrassing than you would ever thought...

我的心-跳 My Heartbeat

Can you see my heartbeat?....

Don't worry... not the real heart beating...
Is Lee Hom's latest edition of album-
HEARTBEAT 心-跳....

So let's have a closer look.....

Yeah... Lee Hom!!

And let's see what do we have inside....

Well.. actually nothing much different from the 1st edition....
just an extra DVD....

Even the photo also... MA MA DEI only.. haiz...
kinda dissapointed...

Besides that, there is a news for lee hom fans outside... there is a contest by watson to win 2 VVIP tickets+celebration party to Music man's concert tour from 28th Feb-5th April 2009... so what are you waiting for?!!!!... fasterla...!! hehe

Additional INFO:
YES!!! Now confirm Lee Hom's concert is going to be hold in
2nd MAY 2009!!!!!
What the hell are u guys waiting for?!!!!....
Ticket prices are 398,318,268,198,138,88!!!
okla... that's all.... hehe... fast fast grabla...~~